Back on track?

Well it's been a while since the last post but he's back. From rehab that is. To make a long story short it all started after his disappointment at the draft. He wouldn’t sleep anymore so naively I gave him a couple of Valiums. It soon became a habit and then he started to experiment. At first you think it's all cute and you take a picture.

But within a matter of days it had all spiralled out of control.

He became a shadow of his former self and couldn’t function anymore. Even his porn finding abilities disappeared. It reached the breaking point when I found him lying on the kitchen floor unconscious while two crack whores where sifting through my wallet.

That's when I decided things had gone far enough. After all, what good is a defective hockey predicting monkey who cant find porn anymore? I drove him to the rehab center the following morning. But so he wouldnt forget the lesson I took a picture of his drug addicted self.

So as I was saying rehab is over now and I picked him up last night. While walking to the car I asked him how he felt. He said it was all like a bad dream. I wanted to reminded him that this bad dream had cost me a lot of money but I felt now wasn’t the time. I wasn’t really sure what to expect but after he had been mumbling to him self what sounded like "Hossa...Hossa" repeatedly for the first 15 minutes of the drive home (The first hockey related words coming out of his mouth in more than 5 months) I was somewhat relieved, kind of.

"So. You've been following the hockey rumours I gather?" I asked.

"Yes I think the Canadiens should acquire him" He replied.

"What do you think it will cost?"

"I'm still working on a package that would be good enough. But I did make a list of Habs I feel are untouchable. I'll show you tomorrow."

So...there you have it folks. I'll post his list as soon as I see it. In the next few moments I suppose.