Gary is a specially trained monkey. I bought him just after the lockout when I needed an expert to predict the upcoming season. At the time this made sense to me with the new CBA and all.
The way it was explained to me I was supposed to go to the NHL web site and then let the monkey click the mouse and he would select the wining teams. In reality all he does is find porn sites. Don’t get me wrong, a porn finding monkey is something useful but he isn’t bringing in the money I was expecting.
He spent most of the last 2 years finding porn sites and reading posts on the RDS talkback.
I think it’s now time to find an other use for him. So here I will relate Gary's thoughts on hockey related issues and I will post them here. Yes me and Gary can communicate but I cant go in to detail on how it is possible.
First I will let Gary type a little message so you know what he’s all about.
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Now lets get on with it
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